Don’t fuck with the original.

🥰🥰🥰

Homie literally threw me on the couch and I dropped my phone. Literally went at it like we were fighting. Woke up to the entire house looking like the set of Twister. That bed needs to be destroyed. Also woke up sticky af and my hole hurts 🤜🏼💢

You know what? It’s actually Daddy’s Day so if you’ve ever 🥜’d to my stuff y’all owe me presents. 😤 #BirthdayBoy 🎁

Just a little release before the birthday festivities...who wants to party later? 🎈😜🍻 #BirthdayBoy #GayLeche

Celebrating my 31st anniversary of my software update. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵．

Man. Chili’s didn’t have to go this hard for my/our birthdays! Lilly JUST turned 21 and I am officially 31 today! My birthday went from meh to HELL YEAH!! Sharing is caring. Love y’all and 5 ⭐️ to the overall experience 🌶️

I blame y’all for diqstracting me 😤

I tried lol #TikTokWouldNever

I really gotta stop going to the Mexican market when I’m in heat. These Latin men are so hot I want their uncut chorizo 🥵

when he’s sucking the life outta you

Your new wallpaper. #gaycock #mycock

Not your wallpaper. 😏 #gaycum #gaycumshot

Top Golf implies the existence of Bottom Golf. Don’t @ me.

Been here all of 5 minutes and I’m ready to go back to Austin. Lol

I’m going to attempt to bring back the hashtag #MusicMonday so here’s the first thing Spotify showed me today…not sure if this is a good thing or not but here it is, folks

Tbh same.

Well after a few (extremely tough weeks) [still going through it] here’s today’s #MusicMonday =b (iKnow Lmao)