Win lose or draw 💙

It doesn’t make you cool pretending you don’t like the Beyoncé song Texas Hold ‘Em, cos it is a fucking banger 😮‍💨

Everyone else on Twitter today to see if Facebook and Instagram are down? 😂

James Tavernier could find the net blindfolded

Yorkshire puddings are the best part of a Sunday roast

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED 🇬🇧

Hearing those 3 words twice today 😍😍 penalty to Rangers 🫶🏼

Is it even a proper Saturday night in without a chinese takeaway?

Was gonna have a sober weekend but that’s out the window mon the Killie

Holy fuck what a Super Bowl and what a finish, Patrick Mahomes is so fucking good already one of the best QB’s of all time I’ll hear no different

Cunts who don’t have their group chats muted give me the fear how could ya be arsed with your phone pinging every 5 seconds

If you say you don’t like the darts you don’t have a clue, the buzz ya get watching someone finishing a double on their 3 dart, hitting a 180 or even a 9 darter is is surreal

Mad there’s cunts doing 72 hour fasts and all that shite and I’m about to eat my 2nd tub of celebrations of the day

Anyone got 1 spare for the final today?

Anyone got one spare for hamden tomorrow? 🤞🏼

Reckon that plane has orange wings? 😂

Few sharks thrown this week

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Albufeira 🇵🇹 a lot quieter than last time I was here for the Europa League final trip 😅

Stop sending voice notes I wanna read what you said without having to open it fs 😂