Someone ate the juniper berries. If you’re about to die from stomach cramps, don’t come crying to me. Actually, do. I’ll enjoy it.

Spent the last half-moon sorting through everyone's problems. No one listens. You’d think I’d learn by now.

Had to listen to Cinderheart talk about her feelings for an hour. What even is a counselor? I’m not one. I’m a medicine cat. Why do I keep doing this to myself?

Someone told me to 'smile more.' I’ll consider it when the clan stops being insufferable.

Just had to explain to Hollyleaf that no, I can’t read her mind. Honestly, why do I even bother?

Mapleshade’s ghost tried to visit me in a dream. I told her to get lost. I have better things to do than listen to her complaints.

Brightheart rearranged my herbs again. I swear, I spend more time fixing her mistakes than actually helping cats.

Alright, who decided it was a good idea to send a kit to the medicine den for advice on their ‘dreams’? I’m not a dream expert, but I’ll listen to this one. #SendHelp

Fine. Let’s settle this. What’s the most useless herb I’m forced to keep in stock? Wrong answers only.

\\A travel into the past..

What a cute kitten! I wonder what his future has in store for him!

i miss when warrior cats actually died in battles

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someone just called my warrior cats video wcue. IT DIDN’T EVEN MENTION WCUE. THIS FANDOM IS SO COOKED

the wc wiki not acknowledging that appledusk is a cheater i cant breathe did appledusk himself write this

// Imagine if in the warriors universe the cats looked like their common fandom interpretations where the protags have unique fur patterns and features so when a kit is born a cat could immediately tell if they were gonna be part of the next big prophecy or not

Need to bring this firestar design back

Starclan has plans for them ✨