#Blomberg2020

To the lady at the Vancouver community centre kids drop-in, who brought her child AND dog, and who has the dog strapped to her and is trying to include the dog in story time: that’s enough now.

I feel there’s decent meme potential in this screengrab from where I paused Better Call Saul

I predicted GREYHOUND in 2017

pertinent in times such as these

well I hurt my hand from the strain of opening a previously-opened jar so my chances of surviving in isolation are trending downwards.

“Try not to kill yourself out of frustration while co-parenting during a pandemic” challenge!

Prairie Proud

Didn’t think a pandemic was the thing that would make me start to take targeted Instagram clothing ads seriously but here we are. Target me, ads! I succumb to your branded lifestyles!

I made one too and it is good. They are all good.

My COVID-era “will they/won’t they” scenario circles around some Instagram pants from Japan. Who’s to say when this will be resolved??

Flyovers retire bitch

Wait...what if the pandemic IS the Avatar sequels?

Which restaurant offers “a chocolate cake” for delivery at 9:30pm ?

Ah, as spring turns to summer a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of BOUTIQUE CLOTHING BRANDS WHOSE ITEMS EVOKE THEMES OF MANUAL LABOUR AND THE NAUTICAL LIFESTYLE

Available to guest on podcasts to speak on the following topics: - how I’m doing/how crazy this all is - my daily routine - tv shows to recommend? - what’s been going on lately

If you’d asked me this morning how many Swollen Members albums I owned, I would have said 1. And I would have been wrong.

Hey Regina Police Association how’s this well-conceived stance playing out? Pretty good or nah?