Everybody says “I listen to Kendrick,” but no one knows his best album😔

SLY COOPER YOUTOOZ ARRIVED

Best credit song I’ve heard. Wouldn’t expect any more from a absolute PEAK game

That new Phineas and Ferb season is hella peak

The parry tech in Smash is the worst parry in a game. Like who thought of letting go of shield to parry? In fr every other game you press the block button right when you get attacked. Parry in Dark Souls can’t transfer to Smash due to that stupid ass tech #stupidassparry

Pizzaguy2014 when Jayden is playing Elden Ring

Mac Miller tier list #Faces #MacMiler

Back on dating apps and these girls are crazy. Idgaf bout responding fast. A whole round of Nightreign takes 40 minutes

How ppl be sitting after getting reversed 3-0

If I ever get jumped, Imma just start dodge rolling

*Me meeting her parents* Uhhh I’m really good at the Dark Souls… Uhhh I got top 10 in SSBU like 3 years ago…. I was a Pizzagod

My opponent: Grrrrr he smells like weed😡 Me (high asf): FSmash, FSmash, FSmash😁

MY NEW HYPERFIXATION IS MONEY

MY GOATNESS SURPRISES EVEN ME

IF I EVER MET MYSELF ID BE LIKE “DAMN I WISH I WAS HIM,” SO THANK GOD IM ME

can my character stop touching things i genuinely just ended the entire world

I can beat Dark Souls 3 in 2 hours, but can’t stack boxes from 2 different pallets onto the same pallet evenly😭💀