the seinfeld theme is the song of the summer for the 29th year in a row

Finally smiling... wait a minute Kawhi Leonard #Raptors CanadianHoops

I've been to the bathroom three times this morning, and each time I heard In My Feelings playing on the radio from downstairs. It was an actual radio station... That's why I can't listen to the radio #thankyouspotify #toomuchwater

toxic masculinity x.com/WDRBNews/statu…

Thank you Andrew Bird for spending 18 hours with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped spotifywrapped.com

Wifey's review of #tidyingup ep1 "That bitch didn't do anything but cry and get her booby sucked"

Yep. Now that's a #FridayFeeling.

I’m always amazed by the disconnect between what we see in the news and the reality of the world around us. As my late friend Hans Rosling would say, we must fight the fear instinct that distorts our perspective: b-gat.es/2WvUqqp

Is that a radical belief?

Every use of the word “cuck” moves the Doomsday clock one nanosecond closer to the end.

The juul generation 20 years later when they find out they have all have lung cancer

This Anthony Gordon kid is special. Look at those TD's 😆 #Over5000 #CheezItBowl

Wow, makes you think 🤔

My glorious AF wife Kathryn helped with my latest campaign video. Whatever the polls say we have to stay calm and resolute in this fight, giving whatever time, money and power we can. Get active to get out the vote TODAY. thelastweekends.org/doit #GOTV #createtheoutcome #VOTE

Today is your day! Idk about tomorrow though

My friend is trying to get started streaming. If that's your jam, check it out youtube.com/watch?v=HfTgcb…

Ted Cruz really is easy to hate, and he just consistently makes it easier.

Arthur is so profound

Happy Pride Month! On this most special of months I ask, do other parts of LGBTQ+ have an agenda? Is it just the gay agenda? Quick follow-up, should I delete this?

new limbo on my birthday?!? Somethings are just meant to be