I’m at the new order & pet shop boys concert and it’s both bands onstage together having a big acoustic jam

There is too much compression in today’s music. And i’m here to change that by using my six compressors on everything

Can you date a dog if you’re just hanging out no funny stuff

I’d like to hand out opposite genius grants where you give a huge dipshit $500,000 to do something like invent a suit for horses to ride humans

Happy 2 year anniversary to the Bongo Dance video. Here are some weird screenshots I took while editing it.

[me standing in front of a brick wall working on my uncensored stand up set] I think drinking a glass of piss would be disgusting. At least put some shit in there

If you cut a circle of jeans material and put it in the tray of a cd player it should play rock music

Every Wednesday this month, do something good or bad for your mental health. That’s #mentalhealthwednesdays 🩺🧠

If you live in Winnpeg Saskatoon Edmonton Calgary Victoria or Vancouver I’m filling in on drums for Big Rig on tour opening for Alvvays uhhh wow! bigrig.bandcamp.com

If you believe William Shakespeare is a talentless loser and anyone can write "the bard"-quality works, check out my play (?) Upon The Wynd of a Narrow Swan, now in PDF form. Please don't ask me what any of it means because I don't know :) drive.google.com/file/d/1HD1tq4…

Eating a carrot sideways like it’s corn. Fuck society

Mini eggs are too small. Introducing……… eggs

Enter Sandman maybe the best song about going to bed

Hey does anybody need some unused crime tv show background music youtu.be/A3ZCwyRZoWk

I have a new single and video!! The band name Jay Arner is retired and everything going forward will be Energy Slime Energy Slime :^) youtu.be/f86WGvVHs4Q?fe… Also, follow me on instagram? I don't post here anymore (except this)

"I've been transitioning for almost five months, and it's going great. I love it" We spoke with pop duo Energy Slime about how gender transition reshaped their music and deepened their creative bond on their new album 'Planet Perfect': exclaim.ca/music/article/…

Bye twitter! I'm on instagram and (trying out) bluesky. Same name as here :)

I'm doing a fundraiser for transition costs!! Where are the paypigs gofundme.com/f/help-jay-arn…