I used to think l was lonely, that my heart was empty, and always would be. Then I met Team Marie Osmond (Fan Account) 🌹, and I realized it wasn’t emptiness after all. My heart was holding an open place for her. Thank you for filling that void in my world. I love you sweetheart.

I don’t really need this stuff, l just bought it for the song. C’mon. Sing it with me. You know the words 🎶🎵l want squeezy Squeezy honey 🎵🎶

January 26, 2021, Spring Valley

United Kingdom’s famous DIY giant B&Q hires outside contractor to make repairs 😂🤣😂😂🤣

Uno

Hmmmm.

Here’s me, retweeting a conservative Republican. Read his tweet. All of it. Democracy may be dangling by a thread, but it’s not dead yet. There are Americans in both parties who think it’s worth saving.

And Happy Birthday Mr. C!! PS. I keep trying to follow you and Begone Mush keeps saying no.

Has Elon what the fuck?

When l was 12 l had a bicycle I paid $5 for. A 16 year old kid stole it. When l caught up with him, l beat him with a 32 oz Louisville Slugger. In a totally unrelated matter, l put money in my social security account for over 50 years. Like l said, totally unrelated. N. Philly yo

Welp, the America First CU idiots did it again! I physically went in q'ed 4 35 minutes, and TOLD THEM I'll BE OUT OF THE COUNTRY, 10/30-2/18, & MY 📱 PHONE WON'T WORK. ON 11/04 paid $608 from my 💳TO A BUSINESS IN PA! I emailed = crickets! Then on 11/06 they paid another!!! YCMTSU

What strength peroxide doe's it take to get those stains off your nose?

And that America First CU crew has a streak of sticktoitivity that can only happen with dedicated azzwholes. I thought maybe they'd stop when they noticed there was no money, but no. They hit bottom and kept right on digging

I would say that's a large crock of bullshit. Why do GQP supporters ALWAYS lie?

Let's recap the score for the gloaters: Home Grown Shooters 65,397, Immigrants 2. Looks like we got a real nail biter on our hands!

And the lord said unto them, "Bring unto the land of Red People your sickness and diseases and alcoholism, repay their kindness by slaughtering them, and joyously celebrate the mass murder of innocent civilizations every fall. And this we will call christianity."

Here's few things you might not recognize, facts and math. FACT: The tariffs REDUCED the buying power of the average US household by $1,800 FACT: 131.4M households in US MATH: 1,800 X 1.4M = 236.5B MATH: 236 - 33 = $203M net loss Gee, I wonder why GQP axed the DOE🤔🤔🤔

Now open your search engine and ask Who negotiated the US withdrawal from Afghanistan Look at that fucknuckle himself DONALD TRUMP

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If you're thinking of betting football using William Hill you better think again. I won a bet 3 weeks ago and I'm still waiting to get paid. They took the ticket and gave me a receipt (See pic), now all they're giving me is a run around.