if u are going to mo pop today plz tell Eighveigh that i adore them dearly. jury duty fuckin blows. i know i haven’t tweeted in a long time but i feel like this is important for everyone to know. thx.

Today is a day I have been waiting for since I returned to Ann Arbor. It’s the start of an amazing journey and I cannot wait to see where it goes! I am HO〽️E #GoBlue 〽️🏀

costco vodka is delicious

i am wayyyy too attracted to these new charlie’s angels previews

😂😂😂

true liberation: deleting facebook app from phone. i’m all in from here, twitter.

now going back to some things i said..... that new charlie’s angels movie was absolute trash

when is the lysol “juul” coming out?

Kim Jong Un greeting Hitler in the gates of hell #KIMJONGUNDEAD x.com/findurmeme/sta…

I don’t always agree with Kim Jong Un, but being brain dead seems like a pretty good idea right now.

Elon Musk is 100% cocaine-powered.

i’m sorry who needed to see this?

very good people indeed. 🙃 too bad they act like this when their viagra doesn’t work.

slay baby slay

so like... we can just be sick of Covid and it will all be over?

I got my degree in bitches.

thanks for 16 great seasons Miguel! #MiggyWeekEnd

#raindelayquestions Andy Dirks Jason Benetti Andy I sold you a baby Taylor acoustic at GC in 2014- I hope you play it like Stevie Ray! Real question: favorite michigan craft beer?