Narrated Abลซ Masสฟลซd al-Anแนฃฤrฤซ: The Prophet ๏ทบ said,
"If one recites the last two verses of Sลซrah al-Baqarah at night, it is sufficient for him (for that night)."
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An old man struggling with the little strength he has left to perform ablution just to pray his salah, and he does this five times a day.
So what is your excuse for missing salah?
Why do we joke with our prayers?