Just bought a PS5 my sons face lit up baby this for my man go ask yo daddy.

yes i like mcdonalds y’all do COKE i don’t care

Jameela Jamil has decided she cannot cope with a Twitter owned by Elon Musk. She was fine with Saudi being a large shareholder though and probably doesn't mind TikTok. I will miss her towering intellect.

Don’t invite me to yo crib if yo couch peeling because imma peel it some more when you not looking

Solero ice-creams should be available on the NHS.

Nah this Apex matchmaking is NUTS

When one of the drag race girlies tries to hide their blatant lip-sync reveal.

I'm a bi-land boi

#ApexLegends

Jada Pinkett finally free to have sex with the ghost of Tupac after seperating from Will Smith

12 to Isreal? #Eurovision2024

3. Björk floored a reporter at the bangkok airport.

Warm init

Ma new dreads. #warhammer #40k #adeptuscustodes

I won’t forget the Gyokeres slander #Arsenal

Leave the house only if necessary, complete the mission and get back in the house.