Mind you I tweeted this 2 hours ago and we’re still fucking playing

“Most perfect grass I’ve ever felt in my life.” Notts County FC

In 60 days' time, I will be done with ALL exams, 60 days, and I'm free

"Ahhhhh absorption is penetration" - toby

Heavy is the mind that transes your gender, But free is the soul that says fuck you to gender. 🎤💥

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

this is the new “I hate hate HATE your hair and makeup today”

Jasper Lyons (me - i have to sit my Alevels soon)

are we in the 1800s why did i just see a cute video of a gay couple kissing and the comments were full of people saying "ur too fine to be doing this" "omg why is nobody talking about how they kissed" "why did they kiss" USE YOUR BRAINS !!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU !!!!

Well, A-levels are certainly anticlimactic. All that work, it literally being my whole life for 2 years, all for it to just end on a random Friday.

Having a stutter and the college you went to seeing you at your worst.....and then them still asking for you to come give talks to other students feels weird.

three cartwheels into the spilts??? get this man on drag race

Can't believe chess.com just rage bated me, I was here shouting like surely this is an en passant?!?! Sure enough, it was they were just trying to be, haha, funny

Peppa you arent even american. And during HIS presidency too? Your family will burn in hell peppa. Just fucking disrespectful. Also why is evie so large in this image. shes mutating. Part of georges ear is missing did she do that

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Anyone k ow the point of the marks and sparks card, I scan it religiously like my life depends on it but I am yet to find it's benefit

fuck a jet2 holiday i need to kill myself this summer

"Why so queerious" - the Woker