Let's play...WHERE'S MOMI ? Reminder that Mr Momi definitely wasn't close with Mr Johal and that he was purely introduced to him as a business partner and nothing more. And of course he said this all off of his own accord and definitely didn't shit himself being found out.

Getting there don't worry.

Please don't do this, email me to talk it out and I promise I'll get back to you...eventually.

And for my last trick 🪄 Consider this my parting gift to Morecambe fans. 👋 And if Panjab Warriors say anything else then they have no clue about football, not a clue.

Basically, I'm a cunt, it's a nothing statment because I couldn't care less. Say bye-bye to Tommy White to Accy, and oh, the wife will probably leave my fraudulent arse to write a book on me.

Not fair this, you're giving me and my family shit whilst my lover Colin Goldring has been at the table this while time and shitting on the deal. Anyway, I'm off to his wife's yoga company for a session, lmk if you want the link to leave a good review.

Oh no !

Just squeeze another 2.3m out of Panjab 🤣 Can't wait to back out on Monday and get them to pay my rent and make my bath too.

Haven't been using this account of late to raise spirits with a laugh due to how sensitive the topic is regarding wages. I truly believe JW is mentally unwell with his desire to bring everyone down with him in his delusional and egotistical state. He will want the last word.

I'm fully justified in pulling out of the Panjab deal, even though I publicly agreed to finalise it yesterday and yesterday before that. You'll be glad to know I can now name my new buyer as Apu Nahasapeemapetilon ! If you call my sideburns ugly, I'll tell your parents.

Hi, I'm John Smith, Morecambe FCs proud new owner ! Oh shit, wrong account, how do you delete ?

WHY ARE YOU LEAKING MY ADDRESS !?!? You're blocked for a reason. If you'd like my "solicitors" Mr Silverring address and number let me know.

🚨 STATEMENT 🚨 On behalf of Bond Group regarding the sale of Morecambe FC to Panjab Warriors. I have great news, my daughter Jolie has come back from university with a pen ! I can't wait to sign the contract from 6/6/25 ! But I do not work weekends, will update next month.

A swift, no nonsense, bargain of a deal for my friends at Punjabi Spartans. I will miss my football club Morecombe FC very much. Me and Colin are now looking for a F1 team to buy, so please write to me whenever you'd like at my publicly known address. Off to Cornwall I go 💸

You all laughed at me, who's laughing now ? At least I was smart enough to employ Derek & let 'football men' run the club for me ! Enjoy your little experiment. £4m + for a NLN side, tidy business.