For reference, there were 6,947 total Ks in April, so umps got 96.2% correct.

If you looked up “clutch” in the dictionary, there would not be a picture of Torkelson. Mostly because that’s not how dictionaries work, but also because he NEVER comes up with the big hit

Because it feels like 40% of Lions Twitter fans believe taking on Goff’s contract was the price for getting two firsts and have wanted the Lions to draft his replacement since the moment he got here. The Goff hate is insane

Corgi race at halftime for next year’s Thanksgiving game. Please.

Want to hear Bill Simmons take on this: Idea for a rule change in the NFL:
Challenges go away. Instead, every season each team has 3 call “overturns.” Doesn’t matter what the call, right or wrong, you can choose to just overturn it. And those 3 have to last you through playoffs

Quick, I need Darren Rovell to tell me how awesome that just was for the Pop Tarts brand

1. Bull Durham
2. Major League
3. The Sandlot
…
16. Field of Dreams

Perhaps my bank account needs to experience an outage when it comes to paying this month. What say you BallySportsHelp?

Honest question: would it be much better or much worse from an entertainment perspective if every NBA player was shaped like Chet Homgren or Wemba? Just 10 dudes on a court looking like Jack the Pumpkin King but with mad handles and who hits the 3.

As long as I live I’ll never understand plays that can easily be reviewable…not be reviewable

Need David J. Chao - ProFootballDoc to weigh in on Brian Branch!

If Cowboys hang on, NFL home teams will be 5-10 this week

Only thing deeper than Abreu’s HR is that deep V uniform he’s wearing

This worries me because Tork seems like a player prone to confidence issues. Bat comes alive and glove goes to hell and suddenly he might get in his own head again

Has to be Nolan. Strikeout numbers and no hitters are insane, but the rest of numbers are not as impressive and out of 27 years never won a CY and was only 8x All Star

Which, ironically, they don’t do very often since they traded away JD Martinez

That prospect you mention - the one Tigers brass says needs to work on his defense - is DHing for the second time in five games today. That’s one way to improve your defense

Precisely why I’ve always hated how HOF voting is done. Whether someone is HOF worthy should not depend on who else is on the ballot. Yet HOF voting is the baseball equivalent of the meme where you have to pick your four favorite kids cartoons and the rest “have to go”

Except if he were a Tiger he wouldn’t be playing well because, well, we can’t have nice things anymore as Tigers fans

Closer bases=Closer fences