🎶Help I need somebody help, not just anybody🎵 - Lennon & McCartney trapped in a "shallow" hole

I wish I was as enthusiastic about other things as I am when I find out someone is Canadian

"Do you have the time to listen to me brine" - Billie Joe Armstrong pickling

"Do you have the time to listen to me, swine" - Billie Joe Armstrong confiding in a pig

"Do you have the time to listen to me dine" - Billie Joe Armstrong doing food ASMR

When Vin Diesel does intermittent fasting he also does intermittent furiousing.

One day I will be Ben Feldman's stunt double

Has Justin Bieber ever used a microwave?

You had to be there

🎧🎧🎧 Jennifer White kathryn fink 1A NPR the1a.org/segments/belie…

I disagree but love wordplay so here we are

Hey Seventh Generation you've got me living out the Mr. Sparkle plot from The Simpsons. Who is the actor in this ad? He looks just like me! ispot.tv/ad/Z83b/sevent…

Hahahaha I feel attacked

A tremendous moment for podcasts ☄️🏌️ Connor Ratliff 🎭 Dead Eyes 💀👁👁

I'm not crying. You're crying.

like mei, i grew up keeping my two lives very separate. there was “home life” — being a perfect kid to bring honour to family vs. “outside life” where i hid anything “too chinese” to fit in like lizzie mcguire. here’s why “turning red” made me feel seen thestar.com/entertainment/…

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