Dear caramel apple packaging company, every year we go through this - I’d like to cheat on my diet late at night without my family knowing. And without waking up my neighbors & setting off car alarms. Can you PLEASE make packaging that’s quieter #CaramelApple #CaramelApples

Come on you Blues!!! #CFC #ChelseaFC Chelsea FC #KTBFFH

Enzo!!!! And what a pass from Caicedo!!!! #Gooooaaaaal #CFC #ChelseaFC Chelsea FC

If we were rated based on low IQ, we’d be top of the table. So sick of this garbage week after week #CFC

Every week I look forward to watching Chelsea FC and every week they piss me off. #CFC

Sums it up #CFC

This club fucking pisses me off. Week after week we do everything we can do to lose. #CFC

Chelsea still have 6-7 minutes to equalise but there’s one attacker on the pitch due to Maresca’s subs.

FFS sack every single one of them! #CFC

“Not the result we wanted but we keep working” - #CFC

SARAH. WEBER. LET'S GOOOO

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Come on you Blues!!! #CFC #ChelseaFC Chelsea FC #KTBFFH

I’ll take it. #CFC

Top of the table in red cards. #CFC

Well, the good news is now we’ll see George as striker. Wait… never mind. #CFC

I just finished watching Pixar #Elio and what a FANTASTIC movie!!! I’m not big on going to the theater but now I feel guilty for not doing just that. I truly loved this film! Great story, great soundtrack, see it if you haven’t already!!! #Pixar #PixarElio #Disney Disney

All you basics out here yappin’ about the #PSL #PumpkinSpiceLatte but the real fall season is right around the corner. McRib Season #McRib McDonald's

I will fucking pay you in 100 hundred old pennies before I use a stupid ass trump buck!!!