I sent my daughters back to school today and like every parent, I thought “Will they come home today? Are their schools safe from maniacs with weapons?” There is a terror in being a parent right now and my heart is shattered for those at Apalachee who won’t see their kids again.

When he starts with, “It’s more of a comment than a question.”

Trump being a convicted felon should offend undecided voters more than Kamala Harris’s facial expressions, you bombastic simpleton.

You all realize the “aliens are eating cats” rumor started because Trump saw an episode of Alf, right?

When he says, “Don’t you already own enough books?”

Men: “Women are too emotional to be president.” Also men: “Immigrants are sliding down your chimney to eat your pets as we speak.”

This debate is going so badly for Trump that I fully expect him to kick J.D. Vance off the ticket and replace him with Hannibal Lecter.

Trump rn

Trump when asked about J.D. Vance after the debate

I know Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Harris but Trump has Scott Baio and some guy who’s the backup singer in a Vanilla Ice tribute band so it’s basically a wash.

GOP: “Stop calling us weird.” Also GOP: “Aliens are coming to eat your pets and our biggest donor is offering to impregnate Taylor Swift.”

When desecrating the carcass of a dead bear is only the second worst thing you have to admit to your wife this year.

RFK Jr. currently driving around upstate looking for bears to try and change the narrative.

Cheryl Hines to her lawyers rn

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J.D. Vance is wearing enough eyeliner that he must think he’s auditioning for Fall Out Boy.

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