Assuming things do (should?) go dark here at some point, I'm pretty much Jason Permenter everywhere if you'd like to find me. Wow what an amazing ride this was.

Fresca®: Aftertaste in a Can™

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Boring

"If you want to sue the crap outta somebody, I'll get you the money you DESERVE. I'll sue your momma." — Actual radio ad I just heard in SC.

Snuck down to catch Santa Claus putting out gifts and it was Batman???

Finally got the Laser Tag helmet I asked for in 1986.

Bed Bath & Beyoncé

All the people in this Cracker Barrel look like they eat at Cracker Barrel maybe 3, 4 times a week/day.

Fiscal CLIF® Bar

Can't wait to see what flavor Ben & Jerry's makes out of the fiscal cliff deal.

I have a gym membership card, high-speed internet, and a set of walkie-talkies. I'm basically one grappling hook away from being Batman.

Pixar just announced "The Blue Umbrella", dir. by our friend Saschka, shown before Monsters Univ. in June. SO PROUD! on.wsj.com/VEqPrR

Nice try Obama but NOBODY thinks Katherine Heigl should be part of your cabinet.

This Burger King is definitely the Mos Eisley-est of all the Burger Kings.

Last night's dinner talk went from fecal transplant therapy to vaginal microbiome to a trillion $ US coin because I'm married to Anna Rascouët-Paz.

I assume there's already a 'Zero Dark Dirty' available.

"Thanks for all your help, Jenny McCarthy. We'll take it from here."—CDC spokesman

Tamiflu is a pretty name for a girl.

These nose-canceling headphones sound pretty good but now I seriously frighten children.