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Jason Nguyen

@jasonnguyen_tv

Film maker | Director | Writer formerly Creative Director @westbrook @legendary @nerdist

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okay but now im confused how many bad things can you do as a President before you get arrested? Cuz its seems like this def counts as a straight to jail sort of situation.

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I just want to reiterate the president said to gun toting terrorists/rioters "We love you, you're very special" so there you go. Jail right? Um hellllooo FBI i'd like a promotion now, just did the tattle of a century nbd!

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Here’s the thing if you are a normal person and you are now a millionaire from taking GME to the šŸš€ šŸŒ™ . We the people, still need to eat you. Fair is fair.

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Just PSA if you ever called me ā€œbudā€ I probably smiled at you but behind the scenes my fists have never been clenched tighter🤜😤

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The CDC recently said and I quote ā€œI don’t see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grindā€ things are looking up #facts

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Apparently there’s a gas shortage? But have you guys even talked to my mom who continually gasses me up everyday for absolutely nothing? #gasshortagewhere

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Got a driver in Guatemala blasting ā€œThe Gamblerā€ by Kenny Rogers as he speeds down the wrong side of the road trying to pass slow traffic. Tweeting this in case he shoulda ā€œknew when to fold emā€

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At a disco listening to a table next to me cheerfully plan a funeral. I thought the emo kid in me would be stoked but I feel nothing but panic.