Shout out Battle of LA. Good start to the civil war so far.

I love when bitches age poorly. And when I say bitches I don’t mean it as a blanket title for females. I mean straight rude fuckin assholes with no redeeming social qualities. Get that square body hoe Father Time! They deserve that shit.

Laundry, grocery, post office runs and a small painting done before 10am… maybe I should go to bed sober at 8:30pm more often.

The Wahls are under the sink. Fresh Bennys and Freds in the closet. Sharpen my weary,body and prop up at the chefs counter. Feed me sushi till I puke. Is that too much to ask!? I’m tired & hungry. I’m thirsty and miserable. #alwayswantingmore

A Diet Coke tall boy from Dollar Tree would really hit the spot right now.

This playlist no longer serves me.

Customer: “what program did you use?” Me: huh? Customer: “This is Ai, right?” Me: “dude you are physically holding a water color painting I handed to you.” I’m kinda glad the planet is dying.

If you’re videoing a car drifting or spinning around in a circle and it hits you… you deserve that shit.

Reggae was never a major part of the Chicago skinhead scene and I’m not gonna pretend to care about it now and the ones that are faking it… I’m embarrassed for you. You weren’t apart of it with us then… I guess fake retirement now. Play it safe forever.

All this resilience and bounce back is getting harder and harder in my later years. All I want is naps and a Panda Express sponsorship. Is that too much to ask?

Yo AND you know what’s NUTS?! Kids that lost their senior year to COVID are old enough to be in a bar… zero social skills and all the self entitlement.

Much like how kids don’t want to work labor jobs and learn to be mechanics or do construction, I fear for the dry cleaning industry. You think the fast fashion industry is killing the planet now. Wait till nobody is doing the ironing so people just buy new when shit gets wrinkly.

Remember when you’d order grubhub and sometimes it would get delivered twice? Bring that glitch back… we all need a lil win every now and again.

RIP Hulk Hogan

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Your “friends” love to gossip and tell me all the tea more than they value you or your secrets. You know everyone tells me everything. Silly goose.

4am Slut

Can a player get a 24hr Panda Express in the Bucktown Neighborhood? Cmon

At my age 8 out of the 10 women that hit on me have fun size snacks in their purse…

Uh oh… it’s that “why do I keep creating art that nobody cares about” phase of the year… I know it’s the heat talking. My next apartment must have central air.