I've been coming to the footy my whole life. The MCG does not need to play ACDC 'you shook me all night long' after a goal in A PRELIMINARY FINAL It's a first world problem but I'm in the outer & it is horrendous in every way possible. #aflcatslons

Always a feelgood story when the reigning premier and preliminary finalist of 13 of the last 19 years gets pick 7 for basically nothing 🥰

Tomorrow, in a Herald Sun exclusive: “Why Essendon is to blame for five straight interest rate rises, flash flooding, and the sudden death of a monarch”.

Cassius Turvey never made it home from school. Just 15 years old, he was allegedly targeted by someone who shouted racial slurs, told him to run, and then brutally beat him with a metal pole. He died days later. This is the ongoing reality of racist violence in Australia.

No tweets from big Max Allen for 2 days - welfare check! You okay big fella?

They are Potato Cakes and it’s a Parma.

A friend is over for dinner to watch #MAFS and said “have you noticed that every 2nd or 3rd camera change is just someone nodding” .. I can’t un see this! #MAFSAU is ruined - its now all I see!

"You can see west coast have got into the minds of Essendon" commentary on Fox as they werst coast are 33 points down in the 4th quarter

Moving Nic Martin away from the when he was in All Australian form in favour of Nik Cox was mind boggling Brad Scott Essendon FC #AFLDonsDogs

Mary. Fowler. Magic. 💫 Ford, brilliant. CommBank Matildas #FIFAWWC 7Sport x.com/7Sport/status/…

this game is basically: essendon scores, port adelaide responds insanely quickly, then a deadlock for ages until essendon scores again, then port adelaide responds insanely quickly and repeat

How many goals have Essendon given up this year in red time? It has to be an AFL record… #AFLPortDons #AFLGatherRound

COME ON LITTLE LANDO NORRIS YOU CAN DO THIS #MiamiGP

Bizarre that my footy team is now playing for 3rd spot on the ladder in round 9

Well said

McKay can’t handball - paid $1.3m and can’t handball! The bombers have serious problem #AFLDonsCrows

AFL is all about protecting players, but the clearest tunneling free kick you'll ever see, where Blakey ends up nearly landing on his neck, doesn't get paid. Right. #AFLLionsSwans