This makes me want to get a police scanner. I’m missing things.

I don’t think it’s a stretch to say Pitt may not put up another W this season. Sad but true. #pitt

A huge blocked punt followed immediately by a blooper reel fumble is this #Pitt season in a nutshell. #H2P

Happy Thanksgiving, my neighbors! Remember: if your cranberry sauce doesn’t look like this, you’re really not doing this holiday right.

Nobody: Me making my return to X:

What’s the one item you skip in the #Thanksgiving spread? Mine is always the sweet potato casserole. Pretty much for the same reason I avoid cocaine. Seems like too much fun.

I feel like X called me back specifically to experience the Matt Eberflus fallout. I am ok with this.

Thankful for the opportunity to serve entrepreneurs, professionals, and business leaders with their podcast endeavors every day the second my feet hit the floor. #podcasting #customersatisfaction bombtrackmedia.com

Trying to keep my inbox cleared on Black Friday:

Be sure to hug a small business today. And then support the shit out of them!#SmallBusinessSaturday

Podcasters: literally the most excited people in the world. They tell you every episode. EVERY. Episode. #podcasting

If you’re in the general realm of “I want to start a podcast for my brand,” what information would you like to have at your disposal so you can develop (and then, most importantly, EXECUTE) your ideas with clarity, confidence, and purpose? #podcasting #podcastingtips

At the gym watching how many of the people move and contort their bodies in the name of health and I’m over here just trying to not look like a Hershey Kiss when I sit down.

I had a dream last night I was going to tweet not to drop your Apple Pencil in the snow because it’s so hard to find as a PSA. I also made an Uncrustable for breakfast, but couldn’t eat it because the cops showed up. I’ve never eaten an Uncrustable. I wonder if I’d like drugs.

One of the best to ever do it. #RIPRickeyHenderson

It’s officially the deepest into Christmas season I’ve ever gotten without watching this. What’s your favorite Christmas movie?

The 10 Moments that Defined Podcasting In 2024 vulture.com/article/bigges…

In an effort to not resemble an upside down mushroom going forward, I’m cutting pasta, rice, pizza, and breads from my diet. If it’s not too much trouble, start praying for my continued sanity now. Please and thank you. #FitnessGoals

In the last 16 hours, I’ve seen TikTok is being shut down January 19th and Kevin O’Leary is leading the charge to buy and save it. Any idea which thread I should be following here?

When does this “huge early wild card game deficit, one and done, but ‘he had a winning record in the regular season’” bullshit stop being acceptable? With all the losses they’re going to have at key positions, now would be the perfect time for a top-to-bottom reset. #Steelers