Al Murray 🇺🇦 Hey Al Murray 🇺🇦 - I did a thing! It has the estimated times for the declaration, and an indication of if it's worth watching. It's showing about 4:30am. May be useful to plan your evening docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

“Where is the world? Where is the world?” Please take 90 seconds to watch this. The words of Belal, a doctor in Gaza, recounted by the great Benedict Wong

Rishi Sunak right about now

Jacob Rees-Mogg is no longer a Tory MP after Labour won his seat last night. The wise guys of the Conservative Party have run out of road.

It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The FA's inbox 0.5 seconds after posting a public advert for the England job on their website.

Lets talk about eloquence, and how people think it's using big words, when actually it's about clarity of expression. Russell Brand uses lots of words (incorrectly, like pyrrhic) to create a word salad, while Rob uses language to eloquently state his exact point in 7 words

All the pricks posting pictures of themselves stroking a kitten, wearing a uniform or looking happy on holiday that are complaining about being called far-right thugs….if you support what’s happening, you’re far-right thugs. Now fuck off.

I’ve had enough of not posting on here. I’m going to not post on Threads instead.

Living Proof The most important part to the story! This video goes into depth of the benefits of Creative Football. My story is just 1 of many showing the impact of the project! Please help where you can. crowdfunder.co.uk/p/creativefoot… Crowdfunder UK #ActiveTogetherSE

The DNC is going well, and Donald Trump is starting to get desperate.

This video of Donald Trump singing “It wasn’t me” is now TRENDING. Can we get #ItWasntMe trending to the top?

The ‘For You’ bit of this shithole reminds me of being a teenager and going clothes shopping with my nan.

BREAKING! My sources inform me that the dog wants his tea! He’s only been in the kitchen 5 minutes, but there’s already serious unrest around the dog bowl!

The local paper is looking a bit glass half empty.

Think I might watch Paddington 2

I’m going all in on Bluesky, this place is a toilet. If you’re interested in how expensive vets are and how the Hateful Eight is about 12 hours too long then you can find me here: bsky.app/profile/jasons…

If anyone gets offered one of these 2 Swindon Town Football Club shirts for sale. Please let me know as they were stolen from my car on NYE. Absolutely gutting as I’d raised over £700 for the junior reds room and had 2 worthy winners. TrustSTFC The Loathed Strangers