I had to break the devastating news to my niece that her grandmother is my mother. She’s upset with me that now that I “took” her grandmother away. I don’t know how I’m gonna live with myself lol

speak for yourself this is exactly how i would kiss My Lover after returning home from a 30 minute grocery store run

Run errands early as shit before the idiots wake up

When are the pink A’Ones coming back? Or it’s over for me and I just have to settle for what’s left?

“I don’t read books because watching videos is a more efficient way to learn” - stupid person

That natural diamonds have some kind of intrinsic value that cant be recreated in a lab and are therefore worth paying 10x for even for inferior color and clarity

Threads just might become 10x better than Twitter. This app is cooked. I thought I’d never see the day.

“Scared to show up to your grave because I might try to dig you out” Meek bar gives me chills every time I hear it.

Gemini transcribing meetings for you and sending them to you in email format is 🔥

DND

What I asked for.

Do y’all share your location with your parents?

I would be satisfied if I raised a person who didn't need to ask a content creator if it is okay to substitute ground turkey for ground beef in their recipe.

Please go to hell lol

Light-skinned

Happy gay month cause you know you gay and stuff.

Everyday new stories of the supposed leaders of the household living life as losers in a game rigged for them to win… Really tough.

Now that I’m older and slightly considering children, I can truly appreciate all that my parents did for me in the moments I couldn’t understand it.

Jonquel Jones is a center. Angel Reese is not.

Ppl in the comments talkn about some “eww” yall ain’t no real crab eaters fr!!!