Relax: haters are secret admirers wanting to be you

flirting w everyone is a trauma response

just saw myself from the side. time to die

Manifesting doesn’t work. You have to steal.

do people deserve a living wage? republicans: 👎 democrats: 👎☺️💁‍♀️

trader joe's training their employees to flirt with you is the gaslight of the fucking century

If you dream of peeing and wake up to find you actually peed, consider it a dream come true.

When did eating a full meal and not just tortilla chips become a form of self care?

Gals, sometimes you just have to look at a guy and say “which is it - do you want to ‘keep things casual’ or do you want notes on your screenplay? Because you can’t have both.”

Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. I be got damn.

i don’t rly buy the theory that happiness declines with higher IQs or whatever but i do think there’s a correlation between increased happiness and how willing you are to post boomerangs on ig stories of like, mimosas at your highschool friend’s baby shower or clubbing on King St

I suspect hell looks a lot like the LAX airport

My fear of being as cringe as those that come up on my #fyp on TikTok, keeps me small in life.