men are so disgusted by themselves that they think they permanently contaminate everyone and everything they touch.

thought this was phoebe bridgers

men will never know what it’s like to feel crazy and then realize they’re about to get their period… Instead, when they feel crazy they must just be like “well I guess this is who I am”

just craving a scroll rn

Not now daddy the walls are closing in on kitten

it’s almost as if a key part of abusive relationships is manipulating their partner to have undying loyalty to them

new favorite thing is asking men “are you ovulating?” when they say something horny and weird

do you ever just find a devastating comment section on TikTok

the key to a woman’s heart is letting her talk about her cat as much as possible. and also money

i kind of ate with that

the fact that he probably concepted and filmed all of this before the large series of plane crashes this year

the real mystery is how does The White Lotus hotel chain keep surviving this PR nightmare

the bartender taking a little sample of my cocktail is so intimate like what are we going to do next, kiss?????

These divas. These queens.

I love how they think the man who dedicated his life to debate was definitely neurotypical

I’ll do this on a first date yall are not real lovers

we did :) episoda.io is coming soon, built by me and my best friend!!!! we love tv!!!!

girl buckle up

did we just get Kris’ed

omg you won’t believe what she said in the rest of the article OMGGGG