standing cheek to cheek is insane

We're single not orphans

I love how they didn’t make any character models for Andy’s friends so they’re all just Andy in different outfits 😆

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. welcome to: the chair

Obsessed with the idea of a white guy going to Japan and being super disappointed by all the asians.

What is society's contribution to me?

only place i put olives is in the trash where they belong

Aug 31st. Sept 1st.

Nothing annoys me like a promiscuous man. We don’t shame men enough for their lack of sexual discipline.

Some amazing stunts in history A thread 🧵🧶🧶 1. The bees in 'Candyman' (1992) are real, including the ones in Tony Todds's mouth. The actor agreed to the stunt on the condition he would receive $1,000 for every bee sting he endured, which ended up being 23.

This is why boomers say the things they do, they actually believe this stuff

Not the Nigerians having a special celebration for Beyonce’s birthday 😭😭

This was mine. I still believe this was used pre-social media. x.com/jas_o_mine13/s…

Why are there suddenly endless video threads with comments made up of more video threads. Wtf.

She needs to seek therapy and heal instead of chatting nonsense on the internet.

Young Thug was using the jail phones like it was Moesha diaries.

Atlanta rappers waiting by the phone for Kendrick’s call about a feature

Atlanta rappers didn’t realize those lines weren’t just a jab at Drake but a jab at their asses too? Friendly ass niggas, tighten up. That was the message 😭😭😭😭😭😭

This is actually the most uncomfortable portion of pregnancy. Baby sitting in your pelvis and It hurts.