Celebrity gossip etc never ever bothers me but I just found out Kelis is dating Bill Murray. Not what I had on the 2023 cards. Wild haha.

Had me in bits this. Levels to this shout.

Exciting news - a clip from Episode 1 will be broadcast this Friday on BBC Merseyside ! Tune in to The Place from around 8 30 to hear it, as well as my interview with presenter Claire Bryan

There’s scaffolders up and down the country on site right now who haven’t slept since Monday and you’re concerned about someone drinking a week before work🤣🤣

Thank goodness for the Ashes, the US Open, the World Cup of Darts and the constant speculation about Leeds managers and transfers, or I’d be spending a lot of time trying to find contact details for every Tory piece of shit at that party.

Currently hungover waiting for a pizza watching people do karaoke in some pub in York on tik tok. What a life we live.

that fella on tik tok that criticises DJ’s mixes is an absolute helmet, imagine being that boring

Loads of clubs just announced their Taylor Swift themed night they’ve had saved 6 months ago.

Luis Suarez legging it over to Moyes to dive in front of him will never not be absolutely boss. 😂

Gonna be mad when this sub is found with no one in and Titanic 2 is written across the side of it in what is a brilliant promo play by James Cameron.

can’t believe two of the most critical elements of any press cycle now involve eating chicken

Nothing New Here.

They don’t want you to know this but most of your gloom and doom can solved with a little hangout with that one friend you don’t see very often but keep in close touch with over text and memes

Where is this conference? Is it yearly? What's the security like? Does the building have many exits?