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Jared Gertner (He/Him)

@jaredgertner

I was Elder Cunningham in The Book of Mormon (Bway, 1st National, & London). I also play Randall Moody on Submissions Only. I grew up at The Jersey Shore. Hello

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🎶Got a feeling 5783 Is gonna be a good year. Especially if you and me See it in together!! 🎶 L’Shana Tova to all who celebrate! Happy New Year! #RoshHashanah

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Is there a special word for the big feelings of shame a chubby guy experiences when he’s shooting something, and wardrobe puts him in a tucked in white shirt?? Asking for a....me.

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HUSBAND: Honey, did you have a dream about Gwyneth Paltrow last night? ME: No, I don’t think so. Why? HUSBAND: Because in the middle of the night, clear as day, you said, “Gwyneth Paltrow!” ME: What?! Did I sound upset or mad? HUSBAND: Nope. You just...said her name.

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If you’re in LA, love Broadway, and care about our Democracy....this event is always so much fun! We’re going to have a great time tomorrow....please come join us if you can. It’s such an important cause. #BallotsOverBroadway

If you’re in LA, love Broadway, and care about our Democracy....this event is always so much fun! We’re going to have a great time tomorrow....please come join us if you can. It’s such an important cause. #BallotsOverBroadway
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This one hits very hard. When I met her, I told her how much her work had meant to me, and she stopped everything, looked me in the eyes, and put her hand on my cheek. She thanked me and told me she was happy to meet me. I’m forever grateful. Rest In Peace, Mrs Lovett et al.

This one hits very hard. When I met her, I told her how much her work had meant to me, and she stopped everything, looked me in the eyes, and put her hand on my cheek. She thanked me and told me she was happy to meet me. I’m forever grateful. Rest In Peace, Mrs Lovett et al.
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My copy of @candimilo’s book arrived today! Can’t wait to read it! Candi has one of the coolest minds. She is endlessly fascinating and funny. Read her book, everybody! Love you, Candi!

My copy of @candimilo’s book arrived today! Can’t wait to read it!
Candi has one of the coolest minds. She is endlessly fascinating and funny. Read her book, everybody! Love you, Candi!
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Liberal friends: close your eyes, take a breath & imagine how it would feel to have HUGE wins next week. Think about all that could be achieved with BIG Democrat majorities on the Federal, State & Local levels. It only happens if we ALL show up & #VoteBlue! #IVoted #LetsDoThis

Liberal friends: close your eyes, take a breath & imagine how it would feel to have HUGE wins next week. Think about all that could be achieved with BIG Democrat majorities on the Federal, State & Local levels. It only happens if we ALL show up & #VoteBlue! #IVoted #LetsDoThis
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Please get out and vote BLUE tomorrow. There’s too much on the line. Please VOTE. VOTE 💙 VOTE 💙 VOTE 💙 VOTE

Please get out and vote BLUE tomorrow. There’s too much on the line. Please VOTE.

VOTE đź’™ VOTE đź’™ VOTE đź’™ VOTE
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I am having the worst time with 1-800-Flowers. Tried to surprise my mother with flowers for her birthday, and this company has made mistake after mistake! Never ordering from them again.

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This is awful, @drewdroege. I’m so sorry you had to deal with this. I will certainly never bring my family to this “family” restaurant.

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It’s my birthday! And apparently the only selfies I have are self-tape audition slates. Haha! Am I doing social media wrong? I have the best family & friends a guy could ask for & I have an exciting gig lined up for Jan! I really feel very lucky today. And old. But mostly lucky.

It’s my birthday! And apparently the only selfies I have are self-tape audition slates. Haha! Am I doing social media wrong?

I have the best family & friends a guy could ask for & I have an exciting gig lined up for Jan! I really feel very lucky today. And old. But mostly lucky.
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Can you even imagine being the kind of person who would watch something on their phone on a 6 hour flight with NO HEADPHONES? Just sound on for all to hear.

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Such sad news. Todd Haimes was an amazing champion for artists, and I’m so proud to have worked for him. Sending sympathy to all who loved him.