I’ve just picked up my pissed 21yo & 3 of her mates after drinking since 12.30 for the Championship games. Taxi drivers, I salute you.

If you want your Jacket Tatties to retain that al dente texture, put them in drawer 2 of the air fryer while running the settings on drawer 1 for 45 minutes. Follow me for more air fryer hints & tips and uncooked jacket potato recipes.

Summing the weekend up in one song. 🔆 youtu.be/njwJJ39S000

Absolute belter in York tonight. Thanks Mike Scott & The Waterboys.

Every time I’ve been to see a band, I just want to chuck it all in, live on the road and go watch live music everywhere.

#Balls is life. #NormousDog

Happy Birthday, Knobhead. ♥️ Onken

Happy birthday to our very own friend & quiz master, Paul “The Cheese” Cheesmond Paul Cheesmond. Hope you have a fantastic day. 🍾

One more?

My 13 year old’s music has grown much much louder over the last few weeks. There is presently the thud of Fleetwood Mac’s Gold Dust Woman resonating through the floor boards. I’m very happy about this. (And we’re detached before your knickers get twizzled)

Okay, this is purely for my own curiosity. If any apply, do you (KC= Karma Chameleon. HP = Harry Potter) 1) Know chorus of KC & have see/ read HP. 2) Know KC, haven’t seen/read HP. 3) Don’t know KC, have seen/ read HP. 4) Don’t know either.

We all know everyone is struggling right now and lots of people are in need of a little help. I’m sharing this as I know Amanda’s story is genuine. Even if you can’t help, please consider sharing. gofund.me/0d7195b2

Little Grey Fergie update 🚜* They have now collected this renovation project that was being offered free on Facebook, to tow with the Fergie. 🤦🏼‍♀️

These are the surroundings I’m currently in & surrounded by open fields. Our neighbour is in similar surroundings with meditation music & instructions playing very loudly. How the fuck can you be that disconnected from nature?

I love the melancholy of warm, still evenings when you can’t get to sleep.

In a truly insane world right now, I’m taking my peace from my snuggle bum boy. 🧡

A barn owl briefly joined me & the pup on our walk this morning. 🤍 #BarnOwl

Apparel Come She Will #MakeASongReadyToWear