Explaining mutton bustin' to city folk is the best joy.

THIS

TW Me: I have a good vein over here. Phlebotomist: *Goes to that vein Me: I used to get infusions in that one. P: Oh is that why you have scar tissue? M: 👀👀 Have phlebotomists just been out here thinking I'm a recovering heroine addict with this (unknown to me) scar tissue???

One of my worst traits is that when I crush, I crush HARD. I could be crushing on a guy who has barely acknowledged my existence and I've already planned our wedding, home and life together. Like why am I like this.

I love editorial for their vast knowledge of the English language and all the faux pas, for instance that an asterisk comes before daggers in a footnote. But sometimes they make me want to pull my hair out.

Every once in a while I think about the time a guy stopped talking to me because I *sometimes* randomly interchange "yeah" and "yay" in text.

I wish there was a centralized way to do background checks. With my volunteer work, starting new jobs (adjunct teaching and full-time) and government issued IDs I feel like I'm filling out the same info every other month.

Paraphrasing someone else: Soccer's boring?

CBS broadcast cut the audio when the commentators were talking about the Kelce hurdle, but closed captioning still had the FULL conversation. If you were wondering the phrase "crotchel region to helmet" was used and Ron Burgundy was mentioned.

School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is exploitative.

Vegas Adobe Summit Recap: - Protestors on stage - Amazing efficiencies and tech - So many big names on stage - Did not come out ahead gambling - Not too shabby a darts - During check out realized a surgeon conference was happening in our hotel - Left my favorite button down

I called Aidvantage last week to confirm my SAVE went through, they said they saw the application, it just hadn't been updated yet. Called back today, now they aren't seeing it and want me to resubmit. Oh and now I'm on hold again because the first agent hung up on me.

Today my doctor told me that my eyes were distracting. Me leaving with a nice confidence boost:

Just saw a super hot dude in the grocery store. You may be asking (go along with it), what shoes was he wearing Amanda? The answer, none. He was wearing no shoes, only tall Nike socks. 🤮🤮🤮

I feel like this shouldn't have to be said, but events have proved otherwise. TURN ON YOUR CAR LIGHTS IN A SNOWSTORM.