250 if it’s a man asking me.

“My wife is only allowed to” You people deserve gerbils not wives.

#justiceforgerbils

(All bacon. And all processed meat)

Couldn’t? Why is this written in the past tense? Have we given up??? Did we all die? Our eggs all cracked? Its over?? 🫨🫨

Wishing her the best.

Blossom is actually so cute lol

The “happily” married men on here stay in yapping in someones mentions with an opinion no one asked for. You respond and they start spiraling and subtweeting lmao. Sir, please pay at least some of your attention to your WIFE!

Spoilers from a news pub less than 24 hours after it aired??? We’re living through insane times.

The Medici banking family financed the bulk of the Northern Italian Renaissance for the price of a mid-sized yacht in today’s money. Our billionaires are historically uncultured.

perfect day outside, i’m recharging like a solar panel

LMFAO still love reading this tweet

Oh she looks great

It’s 90 degrees outside

Don’t listen to them, listen to me.

😭

Crying! I have a feeling she saw this and said this is exactly the shit I was talking about

“Outer body”

Lmfao