I wanna go to Disney and drink around the world .

I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE! I MEAN I CAN, AND I WILL, OBVIOUSLY. BUT I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE!

you kno u mad asf when u go to your notes to create a message for a mf

Social media is rotting yall brains man LMAOOOOOOO

taking a sip of beer and then letting out a big “ahhhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what shes missing

Cause I’m cool on my own, but it’s warmer in your arms

i love an all day date.

getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation

Men like this are so strange. They seem to think dating is budget prostitution?

Steak and espresso martinis please!

📸☕🍸💅🏼

RIP to both performers in the funniest joke in tv history

made salsa and everyone started coughing when i grilled the serranos

I remember 2 years ago on my birthday, an old friend took pictures of me (I also took some of her). The next day, I asked if she could send me the ones she took and she left me on read. Never sent them 🙃 Meanwhile, I sent her the pictures I took that same day 🙂

This is literally how it feels when your life is falling apart but you’re also ovulating.

whole house freaked out

Never has to pay taxes

“you let your cat on the bed??” i would put her on my Life Insurance

Or a patty melt (I actually have fr)