People commit suicide every day...It just doesn’t make headlines bc they’re not famous.

In your kiss, I feel the revolution. #riotgrrrlsneverdie #neverstop #3dbwillsetyoufree #gayshame2018

It’s the hottest day of the Summer and ice cream man is blaring Xmas tunes. #loveyachicago #westsidesummer

Are all these white ppl that I think I know just trying to be positive, or are they really just that obliviously privileged?

Why do all the white bros w receding hairlines still get the best seats? #whiteprivlege #livemusic #sickofit

Kavawaaaah #boohoo

What do all famous people wear beige?

What if the virus IS IN the toilet paper?!?! #bidetforpresident

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Funny cassette tapes are the “new rage”? You totally don’t know how hard we had it back then…#pencilsandpenswillneverreallybringitbackagain

Christmas wish: Please stop taking selfies of yrself in the audience at some show. Who cares where you were? I don’t want to see your face. Show me the famous person onstage.

I would like the Packers more if their fans weren’t such a-holes.

Movies w animals talking with human looking mouths creeps me out. Also I hate Trump. #resignTrump #goawayTrump #resistfascism

Trying to decide whether it’s lint or a spider in my shower today.

I’ve been to more funerals than weddings. Congratulations

Finally made the big time... Got me a Craigslist troll.

Every time I see Bruno Mars I think I’m looking at some female rapper from the 80’s.

Sometimes I “like” things bc it ends up being a cool number, and sometimes I really like something, but don’t end up “liking” it bc the number won’t be cool to me. Just sayin... #obsessions #stoned #ocdwillsetufree

I wanna be like the rich celebrities who get free front row seats to games/concerts they know nothing about. #infamous

Quit bragging. I’ve done a lot of shots. #NationalHeadshotDay #nationaloldheadshotday #stupid