HAPPY PISCES SEASON 🌸

It’s Pisces season

Obligatory Friday Curling Meme

being an artist only requires 2 things:

Some of you weren’t traumatized by mars attacks when you were 10 and it shows

Absolutely hate that I am not bioluminescent. Pathetic.

“An itchy arsehole is beyond your abilities. Begone, witch! Fuck off with you!” That entire first sequence was frying me 😭

Me and my five hours of sleep against the world

Interviewer: “Do you have any management experience?” Me:

When you're earning more than you've ever earned in your life but somehow you still have no money

This is so Tarth code I love it.

"We listen and we don't judge." The face I'm listening with:

Does anyone else have the kind of ADHD where you just kinda refuse to open mail?

Me at work: “I can’t wait to play video games tonight” Me at 7:30pm:

BioShock 2 (2010)

every time ive ever picked up a prescription the people in front of me take 10 minutes each and i take like 1 or 2 why is that

i want to stay uninformed