Isco player of the tournament so far

Clubs need drying after a wet day at #TheOpen ☔️ Retweet for a chance to win my limited edition TaylorMade Golf bag

Ramos wins defender of the season Then touches Salah on the shoulder as he goes back to his seat 😂😂

I don’t want to hear another damn word about these Miami Dolphins. All this noise about them being undefeated and the second they have a chance to validate the noise, they go and get crushed in Foxboro.#SameOleDolphins!

Biggest pound for pound puncher on the planet BAR NONE #MONSTER #WBSS #InouePayano

Rafa Benítez would get a bigger budget if he took the squad to Portugal, accidentally killed one and claimed he was missing

19 points behind #LFC 🙈 Top four hopes gone 👋 Pogba & Martial want to leave ❌ Laughing stock of the #PL 😂

📌 FULL TIME ❗️💪🏻 ⚽️ #NapoliLiverpool 2-0 🏆 @championsleague #UCL 💙 #ForzaNapoliSempre

I'm backing the Gypsy King 👑

Together we can do this 💪🏻❤️

24/25... here we go 🤩 Today's prize is a Manchester United shirt signed by all the lads! Ryan Giggs, Gary Neville, Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt and Phil Neville. Like/retweet/share to win. Winner announced at 6pm. #HFChristmasCountdown 🎄 🎁

UEFA official statement. 🙏🏻🇩🇰 “Following the medical emergency for Eriksen, a crisis meeting has taken place with both teams and match officials and further information will be communicated at 19:45 CET. The player has been transferred to the hospital and has been stabilised”.

Thought I'd seen it all 😂

After 10 long years, I'm heading back to Rockstar Energy presents Creamfields Steel Yard on Friday 24th August! They are giving away 5 GOLDEN camping tix to 1 lucky fan - just like & retweet this post for your chance to win!!

I'd rather douche with a hedgehog than listen to another second of this circle-wank #TrumpMorgan

2tickets for my next fight will be picked out by @MTKGlobal for a 1000 RT today !

Just seen Mo Salah in the changing room, I said Oh you made it out? He said Made it out of what? I said Ashley Young’s pocket.