Pitching Disco Elysium to investors: "It's a low fantasy world and-" "Oh, so with magic and stuff?" "Well, we call it extraphysics and-" "And people cast it with mana?" "With their belief in communism." "..."

"Everything is cool here, officer!"

"I had a partner once. They called him Eyes, because he had to show me things. It's that bad."

Finally those friends and family members you're pestering about playing Disco Elysium don't have an excuse anymore. Great Christmas gift from Epic Games! 🎅🌲

"So funny, Harry. Thank you for fucking me."

"Head in Progress" by Michael Ford Dunton (Grand Junction, Colorado)

"Bi-Curious? I bet you are. Certainly not a surprise when it comes to you nit-wit coppo-goons."

Disco Elysium's biggest plot twist is that this isn't even his salami but that of his friend who is stuck on the other side of the canal

The Uber driver:

"She needs to go on a date with *another* drunk. Badly."

Savoir Faire [Medium: Failure] Slip away unnoticed

Internalizing Advanced Race Theory on my 1st Disco Elysium run, only to get called a racist by other NPCs (Wym, I needed to do it to progress in the game😭)

Press your cheek against Lamby. +1 Morale

"The moral of our encounter is: I am a relatively median lifeform, while you are extreme, all-engulfing madness. A volatile simian nervous system, ominously new to the planet."