First they came for our pagers, and I did not speak up because I don’t use a pager. Then they came for our radios, and I did not speak up because I don’t use a radio. If they come for our vibrating dildos, who will speak up for me?

A lovely cake recently created by one of my compatriots inside Iran celebrating the massive scale "circumcisions" of Hezbollah terrorists that took place yesterday during Operation Exploding Pagers. I truly love my fellow Iranians inside Iran.🤣😂 #IraniansStandWithIsrael

I can’t believe this has to be said but just as a reminder, Hezbollah helped Assad kill 600,000 Syrians. If you’re mourning Hezbollah you seriously have something wrong with you.

Imagine a terrorist organisation completely dedicated to wiping out an entire ethnic minority group from the Middle East - an ethnic minority group that within living memory endured the worst genocide in history. Imagine that this terrorist group smuggled meth for cartels and

My son’s first tooth fell out this morning and because he was eating peanut butter toast he swallowed it. I can’t help thinking that might come back to bite him in the arse.

In the longer view of history, do you judge this good or bad? My beliefs align most closely with JFK. Presidential Morality Test: My morality is the closest to John F. Kennedy. idrlabs.com/presidential-m… via IDR Labs

Sharron Davies MBE Gays! Sharron needs our Air Fryer help. This is an emergency! 🚨🚨🚨👆

'I slid under the table separating us on to one knee and asked him for his hand. To my surprise and slight panic, he gave it.' ✍️ Maureen Lipman

Please listen to the #JeffKatzShow below as they interview a wonderful friend and amazing advocate Yael Levin 🎗️🇺🇸🇮🇱🗽 Give her a follow and encourage more voices to speak out against antisemitism in schools. This is a global issue not just local issue. Make your voice heard

Gavin Barrie 🐕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻🦄🎤🩼🛸 Brently𝕏 Love Majewski I would classify it: precise, discriminate, lethal, legal, genius, historic, audacious, unprecedented, crippling attack of a designated terrorist group.

🚨 Breaking: According to a leaked document from Hezbollah intelligence, a total of 879 terrorists died in pager explosions in Lebanon, out of which 291 senior Hezbollah commanders 👇 The document was released by Saudi sources.

Shelties. Lovely, loyal, inquisitive dogs that want to be with you all the time and love you loads. Even when you go for a poo.

If you can't see that the SNP are corrupted, and that this was always going to be attempted, then you're too stupid to contribute to the independence debate. Harsh? Maybe. Fair? Absolutely.

Seriously, can anyone tell me if the Believe In Scotland events in Dumfries, Orkney, Stirling and Inverness on Wednesday night happened at all?

Gavin Barrie 🐕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻🦄🎤🩼🛸 The solemn Loo Parade of every dog filing into the bathroom with you when you go to the bog In Case There Are Wolves Or Bears That Need Dealing With If They Attack My Human is one of my favourite things about dogs. We really do not deserve them ❤️

So, if Ani is short for Anakin, Threepio is short for C3PO, Artoo is short for R2D2, what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper. #StarWars

PM Will no longer accept donations for clothes. "The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” - Aminal Farm, George Orwell. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…