I’ll be like “my mental health is stellar” and then boom here come The Circumstances ™️

It’s insane that I have to work every day I should be rocking out rn

Comic book fans on twitter will be like “I would never read a Tom King book I don’t believe in that slop” and then be like “omg Geoff Johns yyayyy”

Ranger Suarez a red sock it’s over man

Dudes at Wawa will see the single empty gas pump and go “Hell yea sweet parking spot”

I guess there are inherent dangers any time you combine the powers hidden deep within a stone with the ill understood ways of the ancient pilgrims

3 weeks into quitting the weed has me ready to pick up the cigarettes

FOR PICKS!?

Hungry Father John Misty : “I want real lunch baby, oooooh don’t leave me waiting”

This song is so cool it’s like Bro Hymn but actually listenable

I can’t believe how few rock bands understand that the new meta is insane bongo solo

No disrespect but the outfit Carrie Bradshaw is wearing in the opening sequence is insane

Can’t believe they turned one of my favorite chores songs into a glp 1 commercial jingle it’s over

Drinking water before you sing smh Like okay ai