Pass it on, send a heart across the ocean and help me get rid of @EmilyWoodason for a month

Reader, I married her. Some of @EmilyWoodason's best work here

Ah man I never make the local papers

Finally understand why Americans are so keen on middle initials for public officials - another win for nominative determinism

Couple of sensational shots in Formula E Race 1, Edoardo Mortara onboard looked like Pascal Wehrlein was driving a ghost car, then Sam Bird driver's eye as he started straight into @alexlynnracing eyes was literally chef's kiss. Top work. #DiriyahEPrix

Donate to ocean protection AND throw top shade at your enemies

Weekend walk took us past Hither Green Cemetery. The two chapels looked stunning in the sunlight, one still in use, one boarded up and overgrown @ Hither Green Cemetery instagram.com/p/CLzOsc4HnlI/…

Every single motorsport commentator, I was told last year, is striving to be Murray Walker - there aren't many people in any profession that you could say that about. Thank you Murray.

Is the #sequoia big, or is @emilywoodason small? Or is it both? (it's both) @ Sheffield Park Garden instagram.com/p/CNAiB6en52L/…

So #brave

When was the last time no Mercedes or Red Bull in top 3 in Quali Sean Kelly?

Can’t imagine this will be popular so 24hr competition to win a ‘soiled’ ‘Godzilla avec Nips’ print. Ink smudge on the border but it could possibly be hidden by a mount. To win, RT and follow and I’ll pick the winner tomorrow at 12. Other prints here infinitebacon.com

Our #Catford and #Greenwich crew are in the South London Press today as we undertake final preparations for our Atlantic row! #bradgateroad #lewisham #southlondon #atlantic #oceanrowing

One month until we hit the start line! Check out @EmilyWoodason’s blog on how we’re feeling ahead of the race: oneoceancrew.org/post/one-month… #twac #oceanrowing

There's fan service, and there's building a road-legal two-seater knock off of a Merc #F1 car and hiding your partner under the airbox. Sensational (if a bit scary in a 'please don't follow me home' kind of way) work racecarsdirect.com/Advert/Details…

F1 is a big global sport yadda yadda, but I really feel like we've made it into the world's consciousness when Ros Atkins is talking about it on one of his consistently excellent BBC Outside Source explainers

.Ros Atkins - a man who can melt your brain with facts AND DnB, what an absolute tower of a man. BBC Radio 6 Music get him on more

The subtext was that he particularly liked the scripted elements x.com/jamesquintin/s…