Oh my DAYS

For whatever reason I was watching the Monty Python Spam routine again this morning and it’s as wonderfully unhinged as I remember. And I wondered would kids now find this funny? I hope so. youtu.be/ycKNt0MhTkk?si…

My god

Will always watch this video. It’s the correct response.

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Iconic.

Just finished Fallout. Really enjoyed Fallout.

Everything tastes a bit like honey if you think about it hard enough.

(I’m always amazed at signings when people bring in Flembers and ask when book five is out, it means a ton that people are sticking with me this long. I really hope I land it properly. Hopefully out next year!)

Plotted out the last third of Flember book five today. It’s been such a long road writing this one but I’m in the final stretch now. It’s the end of the book and the end of the series and if it works I hope it’ll make any Flember readers cry, shriek and laugh all at once 🤞

One of the scariest periods someone can go through. There’s no excuse for this.

Brit Twitter is still absolutely on fire after just the funniest night last night, we've all had a sleep on it and a little think in the shower and are coming back with more jokes

Whyyyy did he decide to announce an election outside, in the pouring rain, while D:Ream plays over a loudspeaker. Does he think this inspires faith in his decision making?

“I’m a bloody brave boy” - Rishi Sunak