These teens on TikTok are out here doing the lord’s work.

#LesMizTour has officially arrived at @TheatreRNorwich. Performances from tonight until 4 April. Very limited availability remaining. Will you hear the people sing? Book now at: norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/les-m… 🇫🇷

Sad to hear that, once again, Oxford University has refused to host my mum's two-hour talk: 'The Film Stuart Little Is Stupid Because Why Would You Go To Adopt A Child And Come Back With A Mouse (Even If He Can Talk)'. No platforming at its worst, an intolerance for new ideas.

[BAKER] One midnight gone... [JACK] The difference between a cow and a bean Is a bean can begin an adventure... [LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD] The prettier the flower, the farther from the path... [WITCH] Wash your hands frequently, avoid touching your face...

Sicily has figured out this whole self-isolation thing. #COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic

THREAD It’s a tragedy for any arts venue forced to close. From West End to community theatres, many artists, actors, producers, stage crew & other workers will be facing a terrible time ahead. Unacceptable Tories seem to be prioritising the needs of the insurance industry. 1/2

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I’m self employed. I had my tour cancelled. I’ve had every bit of work for the year cancelled. My industry currently doesn’t exist. I pay my taxes & pay into the economy. Yet millions like me get no support. Why not give the self employed the same support as employees?

Dear Boris Johnson, the self-employed freelance community contributed £271bn to the UK economy in 2017 - enough to fund the NHS twice over (via IPSE). And that stat has grown since. Don't forget about us (4.8 million self-employed in the UK). Please RT.

When people refuse to self isolate:

In other news, Britney Spears 🌹🚀 is claiming to have broken the men’s 100m World Record by nearly 4 seconds.

Just remember, you still need to be socially distanced in theatres and you can’t dance at weddings but….

Me at work v Matt Hancock at work.

This is the most important graph of the ‘third wave’. Thanks to The Guardian for producing it.

If you’re lucky enough to get a ticket for the final, please, please don’t boo the Italian anthem. A/ It’s an absolute belter and worth listening to. B/ It’s bloody rude, disrespectful and utterly classless.

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