Cheetos every day Takes the pain Away

Hell freakin yes

The LA mom cover of “did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd?”

I feel like paninis are making a comeback

There is nothing more passive aggressive than a lowercase ‘lol’

Watching chimp crazy holding my dog like….ok I get it

This is what I mean by 365 party girl bumpin that

Hell is a coffee shop without a bathroom

I want whatever happened to Frankie Muniz to happen to me but about my childhood

Can’t believe I got through 2024 without seeing speak no evil

The fab five are so charming and reassuring if I were on queer eye they could convince me to commit felonies

Sorry I’m late I need to hug my dog

These joan didion ass winds need to stop slouching towards my house!!!! Stand up, queen!!!!!

This week has been so insane that I even forgot to check my weekly horoscope….chilling for me

TikTok is gone so I am selling my upsetting Valentine’s Day card here now 😇 link in bio 🙏♥️🙏

Can TikTok be down for like 2 more days I’m trying to finish something rn

Me tweeting “all adventurous women do”

Participating in my fav humiliation ritual where I try to sell clothes at Wasteland

Need to be able to letterbox Love Island

The first real recession indicator I’ve seen