British soccer manager Steve Bruce has been fired by Aston Villa, which hopefully means my days of being called a 'bloody wanker' on Twitter by dozens of UK soccer fans each day are over!

A star is born is one of the best films I have seen for such a long time. So much so I lent Lady Gaga one of my suits

Let me know if you want picking up in the morning pal 👍🏼

I went to a small beach today....

mood = Gandalf

R O O N E Y ! 🤩 #OnThisDay 14 years ago, Wayne Rooney stunned Newcastle... 👌

Not really a humane solution in my opinion

Women warned not to put ice lollies in their vagina to cool off during heatwave #hottestdayoftheyear mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/heal…

This MF tied his hammock to a drone and is flying around town like everything gravy 😭 x.com/TripleSixGod/s…

TODAY AINT THE DAY TO BE OUTSIDE AT FUCKIN ALL. Everyone be safe 🙏🏽

When Boris Johnson catches me going for my 5th jog

⏮️ 24 years ago today, Andy Awford finally scored his first #Pompey goal on his 159th appearance away at Watford 🚀 After the defender's opener, @4AFMac sealed a 2-1 win with a thumping volley

good question because our Prime minister Boris is a bell end