Yeah, the feds said Italians can't get affirmative action no more, but we can collect on debts again. It's a mixed bag, T.

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I’ve had “Big Rock Candy Mountain” in my head all day. Except I don’t know the lyrics, so I guess I’ve just had the tune in my head coupled with adding, “Big rock candy mountain!” at the end of the chorus. 🤷‍♂️ I’ve also been helping mom around the house.

Deciding whether your tweet is limitworthy.

All of us still on Twitter as it gets worse and worse every day

My favorite comedy

Hello there! We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty…

When you lied on your resume but still got the job.

When in Arkansas…

OMG

Wow, six years?

Thanks for getting me halfway home, Southern Airways Exp

surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

All seven judge positions for the Western District of Washington have been filled by President Biden. Why Democratic messaging by and large glosses over judicial nominations -- while Republicans have built a generations-long ground game to get judges confirmed -- is beyond me.

Can you hear me now? 📡 Last night, I reestablished full communications with Earth thanks to some quick thinking and a lot of collaboration. I'm operating normally and remain on my expected trajectory. So glad I can finally phone home. -V2 More: go.nasa.gov/3Y9qP7D

🥱Just going to hit that snooze button one more time...