Try as I might, I cannot shield my son from the horrors of the 2024 presidential election

Is it gonna be, um… accurate?

I know you all think I’m super dorky but I’ve actually logged 100+ miles on an electric kick scooter which makes me super duper cool and hot

I hate that I love this tbh teenage engineering

If you push this button on an airplane you go from an upright seated position to a douchebag

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In my first for WIRED we unpack two of my fav things: butt rock and memes 😎 wired.com/story/creed-me…

future looks bright

Me every time JK Rowling opens her mouth

I've always wanted to contribute to TIME's Best Inventions of the Year package, and it finally happened thanks to Mark Yarm and Emma Barker Bonomo. There are a lot of gadgets and innovations in it so def take your time browsing! time.com/collection/bes…

Didn't think I'd be saying this right now given the current state of things but... This is great news. theverge.com/2024/11/14/242…

Some ~personal news! Today is my first day at Gizmodo as a Senior Writer on the Consumer Tech team with Ray Wong and Kyle Barr. Big things coming, STAY TUNED!

Baby's first post for Giz

I turned Kyle Barr's Switch 2 video on Gizmodo into AI slop with Captions App. Sorry, Kyle, and everyone with eyeballs.

No guys seriously. This is the tweet equivalent of watching someone miss a slam dunk like 15 times in a row

Ah yes, Andrew Cuomo the underdog

Windows people live like this

So all that needs to happen for Cuomo to win is every other candidate dropping off the face of the earth. Got it. nymag.com/intelligencer/…

Hyperscaped my office. Results aren’t perfect by any means but still kind of cool?