'And now we go over live to the Hamas thing.'

If we could start by correcting the erroneous apostrophe in the new citizenship vow, that would be good. In fact, could we call it a vow or an oath instead of an affirmation, too?

Worth pointing out that night flights have occurred at Heathrow SINCE IT OPENED.

If you do not like the noise of planes, it is not your MP’s job to correct your mistake of buying a house under some of the busiest flight paths in the world.

This is good. It's absurd that we let people from other countries vote in our elections when we can't vote in theirs.

Otto English Elon Musk David Andress This is classic Otto. Extremely confident and completely wrong. This photo is taken from a video of a VE Day street party in Gateshead.

I come not to bury him but to praise him. My tribute to my old boss, Nadhim Zahawi, and a lament that as we lose talent we need to be replenishing it.

Sooooo proud that the British public gave 12 points to Israel. George Galloway, Bambi Thug, Keffiyeh wankers from the JCR, your boys took one hell of a beating!

Not even professional wrestling could come up with a more on-the-nose good vs. evil showdown

In the space of one presidential term America has abandoned Afghanistan; underfunded Ukraine; and flip-flopped on Israel. There will be consequences.

Instant Adam Smith Institute internship for this lad, Maxwell Marlow - ASI 🇺🇦 James Lawson 🇺🇦🇭🇰🇹🇼 Emily Fielder Sam Bidwell Mimi Yates ? 🇬🇧

It was a pleasure to see President Bush again to discuss the special relationship between our two countries and the importance of defending our values in a world where they are increasingly under threat.

I’ve never watched nor voted in Eurovision Song Contest. Always regarded it as something of a European musical embarrassment. But that changes tonight when I will tune in to vote for the young Israeli. I hope she wins.

I can’t get over how these losers get angry over Bezos getting a $300K loan from his parents. This was obviously one of the greatest investments of capital in human history.

Kids regularly get $200K loans to go to low ranked law schools.

Cope you socialist losers.

I come not to bury him but to praise him. My tribute to my old boss, Nadhim Zahawi, and a lament that as we lose talent we need to be replenishing it.

A terminal case of Whitehall Brain.

Sadly out of shot: the plaque to Carl Beech.

I can’t thank you enough for all the personal kindness & support you’ve given me since 2010.

I’m particularly proud of your work in getting some of the most vulnerable young people in society opportunities to attend our top private schools, & rolling out the Covid vaccine.