Sergio Agüero has told Manuel Pellegrini that he wants to leave Manchester City at the end of the season for Barcelona. Jac Venter

Faith like potatoes, #hermanus @Johan_MOSSIE Theunis Duminy Richardt

I'm kinda nervous about 2014 because 2+0+1+4=7 and u know how many nipples Hitler would have had if he had 5 more... that's right, 7

#ff changed name NUFC Away Tickets ToonArmyTalk @taylorandbesty NUFCThreatLevel Toon Photography @newcastlestats

"Not Will Ferrell: You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish." #awkies. Mark AFC

"DrakeTheTypeOfNigga: Drake the type of nigga to spray cologne in the air then shimmy into the mist"Jac Venter

"Steve Stifler: The Pink Panther's To Do list: - To do - To do - To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo"Jac Venter. Mark AFC

#UltraSA is only 16 days away - Will U be there for the drop?

"Helen Keller: Roses are black, violets are black ..."Jac Venter

1. Buy Mentos and diet coke 2. freeze the mentos into icecubes 3. put icecubes in coke 4. give coke to friend 5. fuck bitches."Jac Venter

"@Drunkppl: When I smell weed in public "Edrich Venter. Mark AFC Jac Venter

"What The F*** Facts: Music has the ability to repair memory loss."@Johan_MOSSIE

90% of what's stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don't lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on, & enjoy your life!

Proud to hear of PRG Old Boys Jan Greeff who set the Guinness World Record for the "longest barbecue marathon" recently in the USA.

"Footy Humour: Luis Suarez has shaved his hair in order to hide from FIFA. pic.x.com/g7gvrPdtwE"Mark AFC

The lads are back! #NUFC travel to Oldham Athletic tonight for the club's first 14/15 pre-season game (kick-off 7:30pm)