“… Adele Dazeeem”

Did I mention we opened Swan Lake at Sadler’s Wells the other week. It’s pretty much Sold Out and I got some bonus Elaine Paige action! Couldn’t be happier.

Did I mention I went to Japan? 🇯🇵 Breaking out the bottle of Sake I've been saving (from duty free) and a very lovely Tokurri and Ochoko. Hope my wee pal in the Kyoto Sake bar is all good!

Oh and let me go Middle Aged Gay for a moment. Bauble storage boxes are an absolute godsend! Farewell to multiple boxes and tissue paper, hello to convenience and compact storage 📦 🎄

Jackie Bird MBE. The Queen of Hogmanay!

Going to an Over 30’s club aged 29 is the last thrill I’ll have before turning 30.

It’s my 30th Birthday. I’m heading to Mull on CalMac Ferries fuelled with a roll and square. This is how you celebrate! 🎈

They’re using the correct title for me, but not the right photos?

Somebody give The Traitors all the awards. ALL OF THEM.

THE END. #TheTraitors

Thirty years after its boundary-breaking premiere at Sadler’s Wells, Matthew Bourne 💙's multi-award-winning production, Swan Lake has once again broken records with 90,000 people attending the run 🦢 Were you in our audience? 📷 Johan Persson

Did I have a surprise piper? Yes. Yes I did.

I am on BlueSky and trying to use it a bit more… bsky.app/profile/jamesi…

Is that butter locally churned? Damn yes, it is 🧈 One of the greatest gifts I’ve received!

Full dream cast announced for THE MIDNIGHT BELL - new-adventures.net/the-midnight-b…

Today I went to see a celebrity on Tiree. She was friendly, but did wee for us all to see. #WonkyTheLamb

It’s time! Let the Eurovision Song Contest 2025 begin!

Must find Hiroshi and protect him at all costs.

Clocked this within moments today. Clock the loyal Radio 2 homosexual…

Matthew Bourne’s The Red Shoes confirms full cast and tour dates whatsonstage.com/news/matthew-b…