Any argument against the decriminalisation of cannabis could equally be used to justify the criminalisation of coffee.

I'm sorry to say I've only ever designed one thing that uses the best bolt: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_bolt

Had a dream I was living in John McAfee's Belize compound. Most of the time I was trying to stop my cats from killing his exotic ducks, but I could eat anything from his buffet table except his ox testicles, under penalty of death.

When I was getting into Max (the gateway drug to everything I do today) Darwin was one of those sage voices whose every word I clung onto. A true inspiration to me and countless others. Rest in patching, Darwin.

Whoever called it Snowflake Mountain and not Wokeback Mountain needs to have a word with themselves.

The sheer fucking horror that is my parents' desktop .

I don't know why I did this.

Me when people join the Teams call late.

The Belfast Agreement, 33 b): "[The Westminster Parliament will]...legislate as necessary to ensure the United Kingdom's international obligations are met in respect of Northern Ireland;" Which includes safeguards supported by the ECHR. Fucking reckless policy towards NI here.

Cannot believe it's now over 6 years since I met those lovely folks Lynn, Danny K Parker, @netgal_emi, and We Throw Switches.

Our neighbour's garden was a finalist on Channel 4's Garden of the Year this week. In an aerial shot of theirs, you could see ours, so I'm happy to say of our garden: "as seen on Channel 4's Garden of the Year".

I see Corbyn Simulator is out.

Thinking a lot about Kim Jong-il's funeral today for no reason.

Absolutely changed the way I think about film when I was 16. RIP.

We held a Halloween party at our house on Saturday with the theme: "Night of a Thousand Gandalfs". I made a staff that lit up using a switch in the base and a little 3D printed jewel in the top. Yes, we are dorks.

Serious question: what happens to all the Teslas on the road when the company collapses and the vehicle software is no longer actively supported? A Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK's Unauthorized Bread custom firmware scenario or millions of people driving Windows XP in car form, waiting to be hacked?

First time logging into Twitter for a while and it turns out The Mashing is alive and well and appeared in San Francisco earlier in the month 💪🕹️

It has come to my attention that I share a name with the COO of a company restricting access to wages. It ain't me folks.